『Heroes Never Die』

[『Heroes Never Die』]

[sobersundae]

drawing your comfort characters to cheer you up like:

[『Heroes Never Die』]

The perfect diet is just reminding myself that you actually thought i wanted you. Keeps my appetite at bay.

[『Heroes Never Die』]

[tangerinephil]

the FBI agent after watching me close, open, close, and open again tumblr for the 1000th time:

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• Swindle: Normally, I take a five percent commission, but I'll lower it to three. Friends and family discount.
• Megatron: Make it five. I don't want you getting any ideas about us being friends.
• Swindle: Respect.

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[mishacolins]

Unknown number: *calls me*

Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that

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[gummyslime]

s/o to the artists on tumblr that spend hours making art and only get three notes if theyre lucky. youre still awesome and your art is still fantastic

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[『Heroes Never Die』]

[stri-tier]

Homestuck turns 10 next year

[karkatvantasistrans]

Wish I could go back to a simpler time 3 seconds ago when I hadn’t fucking read this

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Stalk stalk stalk.

Thats all you fuckers do.

2018 is shaping up to be the year i get ROs on everyone 😂😂 not even Feb and I already have 2 and approval from the judge for the one to become permanent.

[『Heroes Never Die』]

if a vampire was just like “hey, wanna bone?” do you think i’d say no? hesitate even slightly? do you take me for a goddamn idiot, incapable of appreciating and gratefully receiving gifts that the universe decides to bestow upon me? c'mon now